SJW Socialism

SJW Socialism or Tumblr Communism, is a group of people (Usually western) who adhere to Marxist ideologies. They are usually millennial suburbanites who have latched on to Communism due to their ever-ballooning student debts and waistlines. According to them, the 1% elite rich capitalist bourgeoisie pigs are hoarding all the money and resources. On the contrary, the average SJW hoards more nutrients in their body than an entire African village.

SJW Socialists usually come equipped with dyed hair, piercings, and a meaty physique due to lack of labor participation.

Their whole ideology revolves around taxing the 1% forever and making them pay for their Gender-Studies Doctorates, Healthcares and sexual re-assignment surgeries. Hardly the most convincing economic plan since non of the above provide any value for the betterment of the working-class proletariat, which is what Karl Marx truly wanted.